Meet the New Warp Space Engineers
"Good Morning Captain,
Would you agree that if we are going to take a 5,000 year old starship into parts unknown, it is essential to find the best crew, regardless of origin?
Cpt. Thuries
"Well... wouldn't that depen..
N. Miranda
"Good, I'm glad you see it my way.
These are Hari and Kari, Warp Engine specialists. They showed up at our doorstep a few days ago and wanted to volunteer for the journey.”
Would you agree that if we are going to take a 5,000 year old starship into parts unknown, it is essential to find the best crew, regardless of origin?
Cpt. Thuries
"Well... wouldn't that depen..
N. Miranda
"Good, I'm glad you see it my way.
These are Hari and Kari, Warp Engine specialists. They showed up at our doorstep a few days ago and wanted to volunteer for the journey.”
Cpt. Thuries
“Is
that why they are dressed in some sort of approximation of our uniform?”
Hari
“We
thought it was the best way to show our enthusiasm for the task.”
Aw Snap!
ReplyDeletesay it with me... ennnnthusiassssm
DeleteThat never led to any problems before, right?
A pair of fab looking models there Will, but I've to be honest if I was the Captain of the ship I don't think I'd be taking on two Warp Engine Specialists who just happened to turn up on my gangway, but where would be the fun in that ?
ReplyDeleteI agree, but when the personnel request came across the GovGen's desk, he shrugged and said,
Delete"What could possibly go wrong?"
A very punk rock eques pair........yeah they show up completely agenda free I'm sure......)
ReplyDeleteA nice band of space fairing Gypsies you got there Will.
I'm sure all the exposure to warp engines and warp space is perfectly safe with no ill effects....
DeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
And on their off time they play in a synth-pop-punk-cyber- Jovian metal band called "The Warp Smiths"
ReplyDeleteThey certainly seem "moody" enough!
Delete(see what I did there? I crack myself up)
Waka! Waka! Waka! Whats the point of having a last name like mine with out using some word play with it.?
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